This morning, the company issued benefits for April.
If it's not a matter of time, you have to go to play in the afternoon. The administrative arrangements for my speech, the plan started like this:
Such a morning meeting is very fresh.
Everyone knows about the epidemic abroad. It's very serious. Customers are staying at home. We can't do much business.
Therefore, starting today, the company will have a half-year holiday, but rest assured, the salary will be paid in full, the social security will be paid in full, and an epidemic subsidy of 5,000 yuan will be added every month. The family members’ gratitude fund doubles every month, the former 200 is now 400, and the former 400 is now 800.
Please inform your family members of this latest policy.
To stimulate consumption and support the national economic recovery. During this six-month period, if someone wants to buy a car, the company is responsible for paying down payment and loan interest discounts. If you buy a house, the company is responsible for the down payment. The company is responsible for 90% of the banquet expenses for those who marry a wife and have children. Those who are not afraid of death and need to travel abroad are fully responsible for the round-trip air tickets for international flights.
If, during the past 6 months, if you want to study idle and bored, the company will be responsible for the full tuition.
Those who want to eat Western food will be issued a cash coupon of 10,000 yuan. If you want to go to the bar, you can enjoy a drunken fund of 10,000 yuan per person. For foot massage, Sixi Fuqiao or Yierkang Fund 10,000 yuan. To play cards and mahjong, the activity fund is 10,000 yuan.
Finally, zoom in. In half a year, the single person who finds a target will receive a bonus of 50,000 yuan. Those who are free from divorce will receive a bonus of 80,000 yuan.
None of the above, but if you find a wife in the second room, you will be rewarded 100,000 yuan for each additional wife. In the case of the concubine, female employees also enjoy the same benefits.
Okay, take your own bag of rice.
Now each return to work and go to work.
